ugh

The putrid odor of matrix perm treatment is taking my house by storm. The horrors of being down wind, this room of mine seems to always get the worst of it by virtue of the vents and location. Not to mention hair color, but that one was one me. But jeez two perms in a row? Hey ladies how bout I go and curl your hair for the rest of the week so my house can smell half decent. That way I don't have to wheexze and hallicinate with the combined fumes of matrix hair color, primer and latex paint, and perm curl settler and inducer? huh? huh? Never mind, it's truly a game of pick your poison, having to fluff up old women's afros or endure chemical warfare.

and it gets all the better when your mother decides to bring the source into your room to show miss perm rod scalp the new paint job. The smells I swear are alive... *gag*